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PAKISTAN HIGH SCHOOL MATH EXAM

Name: ____________________________
Mullah: ____________________________

1.  Azharuddin has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each village, how many villages can he cover before he has to reload?

2.  Imran Khan has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Salim for $320, and 2 grams to Mukhtar for $85 a gram. What is the street value of the remaining caine that he doesn't cut?

3.  Irshad wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?

4.  Abdul gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800?

5.  Rashid is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received $10,000 for the hit. If one of his four wives is spending $100 a month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get for killing the wife that spent all his money?

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