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PAKI JOKES - VOLUME 1

In a conference, three scientists - an American, a German, and a Pakistani, were talking and bragging about the technological
advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. 

Says the American, "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without forearms so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he's grown, he has become an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist at that!"

The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!!"

The Pakistani interjected, "Is that all you have, just gold medallists? In Lahore we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and he is now the Prime Minister of Pakistan !"

When an insect falls into a mug of beer the…  

Englishman:

  • Throws his mug away and walks out

American:

  • Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese:

  • Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian:

  • Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani:  

  • Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
  • Relates the issue to Kashmir
  • Asks the Chinese for Military aid
  • Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer

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Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers.

He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier named Imran Khan would get up to say "I am here!" Then Banta would shoot him down. 

This went on till Banta almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly! Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Banta was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. Therefore, he decides to use Banta's own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Banta etc. Banta realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says "Who called me?" and the Commander gets up to say "I called you." Banta shoots him also down!

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