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INDIAN POLITICIANS

POLITICIANS' OPINION ON CRICKET

LALOO: No communal forces can remove Azharuddin from his captaincy

SONIA: I know that Robin Singh was born in West Indies, just like I was born in Italy. The whole country knows how committed he is with the Indian team and how dedicated I am towards the nation

CHANDRABABU NAIDU :Every umpire should be given a computer or a laptop

VAJPAYEE :Jai jawan, jai kisan, jai vigyan and jai cricket

BALTHACKEREY: I do not know much about Cricket, but Pakistan can not play in India

GORGE FERNANDES :When we can sack Admiral Bhagwat, then why can't the cricketboard sack Azharuddin

DEVA GOWDA :Our team should sleep well during lunch time and while the third umpire makes his decision to win more matches

MENAKA GANDHI :The dogs, birds and cats on the cricket field should be protected

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai.

He's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual we're not even moving."

He notices a police officer walking down thehighway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"

"Jayalalitha just found out the verdict, and she's all depressed. She's lying down in the middle of the highway and she's threatening to douse herself in gasoline and light herself on fire. She just doesn't have Rs.85 Crores for the tax dues. I'm walking around taking up a collection for her" replies the officer

The man says,"Oh really, how much have you got so far?"

"So far....ten litres."

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Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Sonia are on a long flight in an Air Force plane.

Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this Rs.100 note out and make someone down below happy."

Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it into two Rs.50 notes, throw them down and make two people down below happy."

Of course Sonia doesn't want these two candidates to out do her so she pipes in, 'I would instead take one hundred Rs.1 notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I'll make 995 million people happy!".

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