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IF LALOO YADAV WERE THE PM...

What would change, if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister:

National Anthem

Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...

National Attire

Dhoti & Kurta

National Drink

Fresh Buffalo Milk

National Animal

Buffalo, from Bihar

National Sport

Milking Buffalo (morning)
Buffalo Race (evening)

Corporate Language

English

National Toy

A. K. 58

National Family Planning Policy

Hum Do, Humare Dozen

National Documentary Film

Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman

National Vehicle

Buffalo Cart

National Recreation

Pro-creation

Laloo's Slogan:
"Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo,
Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo"

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