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IF SONIA GANDHI WERE THE PM...

What would change, if Sonia Gandhi becomes India's Prime Minister:

1. There will be branches of Olive Garden all over India and they will be called O Zinda Bagicha
2. Their only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan and it will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran
3. All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling Pizza and Pasta
4. India's National Sport will be of course Soccer
5. Laloo will lose his position as the national animal and be replaced by Jayalalitha
6. National vegetable - Zucchini
7. There will be Pope John Paul's 'yearly' visit - twice every year
8. Jahangir Art gallery will be renamed to "Michaelangelo's Confetti house"
9. Men in Indian Army will wear Mini Skirts
10. All Sindhi People will get promotions in their positions because she thinks they are all ITALIANS (Kotwani, Multani, Vaswani resemble Mussolini, Gianini, Benini etc.)

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