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HOW TO RECOGNIZE A SARDAR

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

• Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind
• Gets stabbed in a shoot-out
• Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
• Tries to drown a fish in water
• Thinks socialism means partying
• Trips over a cordless phone
• Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius"
• Studies for a blood test and fails
• Sells the car for gas money
• Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead
• Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said "Airport left", he turns around and goes home
• Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor

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