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SARDAR JOKES - VOLUME 2

SARDAR THIEF

Banta Singh was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings. By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open. A sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Banta Singh found it very amusing; the thief was doing the job for him! "When this smart guy finishes packing, I will catch him". Banta was a hefty guy; so when the burglar finished packing, Banta Singh jumped on him and tied him up. Then he went to the police station and reported the matter.

"What did you do to the thief"?

"I tied his hands; you come and collect him".

"I hope you tied his legs too".

Banta Singh felt a cold feeling in his spine; he had forgotten about the legs. He sat down for a while. Then he cheered up and said, "Inspector Sab, the thief, he will still be there".

"How do you know"?

"Well, that fellow is also a Sardarji".

Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before!

As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He decided instantly to do a research on the roach.

He picked the roach and put it in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran.

He pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran.

He pulled one more leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried to run even when it had just one leg.

He pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the center of the table and said: "Run". The roach could not!

Our Professor was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore".

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Sardarji is buying a TV.

"Do you have color TVs?"

"Sure."

"Give me a green one, please."

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* bare feet!"

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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

" Just a sec," comes an answer

"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.

Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"

"No," answers the Railway man.

"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

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One Sardar went to US and stepped in for the first time in a pickup bar.

While he was enjoying the scene around, a babe came and placed her self provocatively on Sardi's lap. She said " Hi, I'm Suzan, 'Suzi' to you "

Sardi was all excited with this welcome and said, "Hi I'm Balwinder, Balls to you"

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".
Sardarji replies"Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

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Sardarji goes to the movies and he happens to be going for every show of the same movie for a week, when someone stops him and asks " Kyon sardarji, itni aachi lagi kya ki roz har show ke liye aar rahe ho?".
Sardarji replies "Ek scene hai jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thab hi ek saali train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali trainkabhi na kabhi to late aayegi heh heh!"

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"

Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

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Do u know What Sardaji will do after taking Xerox? [ Xerox = Photocopy ]
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

Do you know what sardarji will do if he wants a white paper? (he already has one and he wants one more..)

He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!

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