| Hilary Clinton Advantages: She's one of the great
symbols of the women's movement.... if your
husband's the prez., there's no glass ceiling too
high.
Disadvantages: It's hard to tell her
apart from Martha Stuart.
Upcoming
Campaign: Second
chance at the white house, 2004
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Chelsea Clinton Advantages: A republican boyfriend -
shows bipartisanship.
Disadvantages: A lot of competition from
the Bush twins.
Upcoming
Campaign: Presedential
campaign, 2020.
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| Bill Clinton Advantages: lots of experiance,
charm, and the ability to get away with anything.
Disadvantages: if he has any
disadvatages, pardon me for not noticing
them
Upcoming
Campaign: contest
between him and Nixon to see whose scandal gets
more space in history text books
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Roger Clinton Advantages: nepotism
Disadvantages: Who's Roger?
Upcoming
Campaign: contest
between him and Hilary's brother on which sibling
got the most money to buy pardons
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| Socks Advantages: Was once the most
powerful cat in the world
Disadvantages: easily bribed with warm
milk
Upcoming
Campaign: Purina
Cat of the Year, 2001.
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Buddy Advantages: warmth and friendliness,
which is more than Gore can say.
Disadvantages: Not very intelligent, but
then again that didn't stop W Bush.
Upcoming
Campaign: New
York City Dog show, 2002.
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