AWARDS
In recognition
of the time wasted and expectations raised BY THE MANY WEB AWARDS.
THEREFORE voting was restricted to other old farts who don't know the
difference between chicken salad and chicken shit.
This site has no
boundaries!
OFSD
AWARD OF
EXCELLENCE 2000

Presented by the participants in
Usenet Groups to recognizeWalter Petelka's consistency in posting
material that cannot be viewed as anything but a joke and and the
ranting & raving
of a madman.
oFSD
AWARD OF
EXCELLENCE 1999
The following
Award




speaks volumes about
the attitude &
personality of the author and content of the website
"Walt Petelka's Refuge From
Boredom & Medocrity"
In the ten years of
presenting this award this is the first time the nominating committee
were unanimous in voting a this site a
ROYAL FLUSH!
Must be doing something right!
Presented at what must be the 23,453 awards show held
at the Old Fart's Square at the Dufferin Mall, Toronto, Ontario. I am
being a little facetious in response to the number of "Awards" being
presented and the fact that most of the "Awards" are little more than
con jobs which subject us to more and more banner ads.
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